السلفي المخبول الشيخ سلامة عبد القوي

انظر لوجه هذا الداعية التلفزيوني السلفي. ملامح وجهه المتبلدة تكشف عن غباء وجهل منقطعي النظير. وهو يؤكد هذا الانطباع بكلامه العبيط

يقول الشيخ الجليل العلامة واسمه سلامة:

الفكر الليبرالي بلا أخلاق، وأصحاب هذا الفكر "مرتزقة" يعانون من خلل في أنفسهم، ويريدون نشر الإباحية بجميع أشكالها في مصر، وقال إن الليبراليين إلههم الدولار واليورو.. يعبدونه ويسبحون بحمده.

هذا الجاهل الذي يتقاضى بالدولار واليورو ليستعرض غباءه على قناة سلفية يمولها الوهابيون، يفهم الليبرالية فهماً عميقا يحسد عليه. بسم الله ما شاء الله.

أدرك سلامة بعد قراءة وبحث مكثفين أن الفكر الليبرالي يهدف أساساً لمحاربة الأخلاق ولنشر الإباحية (بجميع أشكالها) ولدعوة الناس لشرب الخمور. ده إيه التجلي ده.

ولتوضيح وجهة نظره مضى سلامة عبد القوي يقول:

من يحملون الأفكار الليبرالية يعادون الإسلام، لأنه يقيد رغباتهم في الانفلات، فهم يفهمون الحرية على أنها الإباحية في كل شيء، بما يجعل الإسلام ثقيلا عليهم، لأنه يمنعهم من شرب الخمر ومن ممارسة الجنس مع النساء دون إطار شرعي.

الغريب في أمثال هذا المعتوه أنهم لا يخجلون من إطلاق الكلام الفارغ دون أن يكلفوا أنفسهم عناء التفكير في حجج منطقية يستندون إليها

فليس هناك أي مشكلة في أن يهاجم أي شخص التيار الليبرالي أو أي تيار آخر، ولكن عليه أن يحاول على الأقل أن يجتهد قليلا.

ماذا يثبت كلام هذا الحمار؟

يثبت أن السلفيين جهلة لا يفكرون ولا يطلعون وأنهم لا يتحاورون بل يكفرون ويحاولون تشويه كل من يخالفهم في الرأي.

ليس من المستغرب إذن أن يفرز هذا التوجه المنحرف إرهابيين وقتلة.

أنتم مرفوضون لأنكم أكثر ديكتاتورية وإجراماً من مبارك الذي ضحى المصريون بمئات الشهداء للتخلص من طغيانه والمصريون لا يمكن أن يقبلوا أمثالكم في السلطة

السلفيون مرضى نفسيون: شم النسيم حرام

كما توقعت، أصدر المعاتيه السلفيون بياناً يحرمون فيه الاحتفال بعيد شم النسيم.

حرمت عليكو عيشتكو يا ولاد العبيطة.

منذ أكثر من عشرين سنة أطلق فرج فودة على هذا النوع من الهبل: فقه النكد

مصر لن تكون دولة دينية ويجب أن يوفر عصام شرف مصحات نفسية لعلاج هؤلاء المرضى الذين يتوهمون أنهم سينجحون في تغييب عقول 85 مليون مصري ليسلبوا الحكم وليمارسوا أبشع أنواع القهر والإرهاب.

السلفية مرض نفسي خطير يتحول المصاب به لكراهية كل القيم السامية مثل الحرية وإعمال العقل والمساواة والإخاء والتسامح وفي حالاتها المتأخرة يكره المريض الحياة كلها والناس جميعاً. السلفية يمكن علاجها بمضادات الاكتئاب وجلسات العلاج النفسي ولكن إذا تركت دون علاج يمكن أن تؤدي بالمريض للانتحار.

المشكلة أن السلفي عندما ينتحر لا يكتفي بقتل نفسه وإنما يحاول قتل أكبر عدد من الأبرياء معه.

والأخوان المسلمون ليسوا أفضل من السلفيين الأوباش، فأجندتهم واحدة ولكن أسلوبهم مختلف.

Mustafa Al Fiqi is a Snake

Nominating Mustafa Al Fiqi to be the Arab League's Chief really made my blood boil.

His ridiculous assertions that he wasn't part of the Mubarak regime are pure bullshit.

He was a prominent member of corrupt and murderous regimes from the days of Nasser when he started his dirty political career with snitching on young political activists up till he became a close advisor of Hosni Mubarak.

In 2005 he became a member of parliament with the aid of the Mubarak vote rigging machine.

This slimy venomous snake can't just come now and say that he is not corrupt.

People like Al Fiqi make me sick. He should not have a place in a democratic free Egypt.

Maikel Nabil

I don't know what the blogger Maikel Nabil said about the army, but whatever it was he should not have been referred to a military tribunal. This is so wrong and makes me feel that the talk about freedom in Egypt is just delusional. This is shameful.

السلفيون قادمون

السلفيون في مصر يريدون تطبيق الشريعة الإسلامية وإقامة الحدود ويخططون لإقصاء العلمانيين والقوميين والليبراليين والمسيحيين وتهميش المرأة

وهم يتمتعون بدعم مالي مكنهم من امتلاك مشاريع اقتصادية كبيرة لا يعمل فيها سوى السلفيين. ويتهمون العلمانيين من رجال الصحافة والإعلام، والشيعة بتشويه صورتهم.

لكنهم مع ذلك يريدون إظهار محاسن الإسلام ودعوة الناس بالحسنى

خير إن شاء الله

Hassan Shehata is a Dimwit

Hassan Shehata, the Egyptian soccer team coach said that he only wants players who observe Islam, and said his team selection is based equally on religious piety and skill.

I have neve heard such bullshit in my life from a soccer coach. Footballers in general are not known for their above average intelligence and I guess this shows how religious conservatism in Egypt has spread to very alarming levels among retards like Shehata.


First of all, the game of football can be seriously harmed by such stupidity because potentially players who are talented and skilled will be excluded from the national team (or other teams) because they are not "religious" enough.

It is also discriminatory against players who have the right to be as religious or unreligious as they fucking well please. Why should an atheist footballer's career suffer because of his convictions?

And who is the coach to judge how religious the players are? A soccer coach's area of experise is supposed to be the tactics and techniques of football and not religion and heaven & hell shit.

If this was to happen in any civilized place, Shehata would have been sacked immediately and sent to a loonie hospital.

WTF

The Egyptian authorities arrested and will prosecute activists and bloggers who traveled to Nagaa Hamadi to meet the families of the Copts who were massacred on Christmas eve and express solidarity with them. What the fuck will they accuse them of?

We Will Not Forget Kareem Soliman

Kareem Soliman has been locked up in jail for the past three years for blogging. This week a court in Egypt upheld his unfair 4 year prison sentence.

Kareem was 22 when he was jailed and he will be 26 when he gets out of prison. They wasted 4 of the best years of this innocent young man's life. Shame

Egypt Vs Algeria... Pure Hatred

There are rumours that Algerian and Egyptians soccer fans died in clashes and attacks and confirmed news that many were injured and others died from heart attacks...

The hatred and incitement is mad. A TV presenter openly called for killing Algerians in Egypt in retaliation against attacks on Egyptians in Sudan after the match.

Sports were not meant for us. When people go out to attack and kill because they won or lost a football match it proves how screwed up in the head they are.

Now lets look at this from a slightly different angle. Something doesn't make sense here because Algerians and Egyptians should be best buddies. They have so much in common: Both have a passion for religious fundamentalism. They love the hijab and the niqab. They live under dictatorships. They are poor and oppressed. Not very keen on hard work. Hypocrites, stupid, cowards.

Come on assholes keep up the stoning and the beating till you finish each other off. You dont really deserve to live.

The Egypt Vs Algeria Match: Why is it such a big deal?

Unlike the Sandmonkey, I love football. But never before have I been so pissed off by the way the Egyptian state controlled media machine handled a game.

OK it is an important game and the FIFA World Cup is the second biggest international sports event after the Olympics, but in the end isn't it just a soccer game? Maybe not.

The world cup will be in June 2010 and in that same month the Egyptian parliamentary elections will be held. The participation of the Egyptian team in the world cup would present a perfect distraction from all the bullshit that is going on and would make us all feel good.

The Egyptian media is trying desperately hard to turn this match into a patriotic orgi. An event that will unify all Egyptians and give them hope and confidence. Mubarak attended a team training session and Egyptian TV is awash with patriotic songs played with soccer video and images of Mubarak and his son and heir apparent Gamal. What is the link between Gamal and the World Cup? I don't know.

I never thought I would say this: I want Egypt to lose.

Update: I was kidding. Didn't really mean it. I am happy we won the Cairo match :)))

Update: Algeria won in Sudan but both sides are assholes and this is not football

So it's the niqab now??

I am really pissed off because the last thing I remember was that we were having a debate about whether women should wear the veil or not. This has now developed (or regressed to be more accurate) into a debate on whether the fucking niqab should be worn.

This is a brief chronology of our sad regression: 60 or 70 years ago people like Salama Mousa were promoting very liberal and progressive ideas about women rights and liberation. 30 or 40 years ago you would walk in the streets od Cairo and not see a single veil (back then there were two types of women: the westernized and the baladi with their "melaya laf" which I do not consider a veil. It is more of a traditional dress like the Indian sari). Women back then were well on their way to freedom and empowerment. They were getting jobs and careers and achieving some really impressive shit.

Come the eighties (the Iran revolution, Sadat assasination and the CIA paying fucking millions to prop up the mujahedeen in Afghanistan against the evil soviets) we started seeing the veil and islamistts were definitely on the rise.

From there, things got from bad to worse with the help of some really nasty dudes like Sadat, Reagan, Bin laden and Dubya (to mention just a few).

Well. Tonight booze is the answer cause I dont like the question.

Fake Virginity

Poor Egyptian women. They take so much shit from us men.

If you are an Egyptian man just try to envisage yourself with the misfortune of being born a woman... From childhood, your male dominated society will make you feel guilty and bad about yourself. You are nothing but a sex object owned by your father till he hands you over to your husband.

You marry a dude you never really loved. You married him because he is "suitable" and you have to be a virgin when you marry him. If you are not, you're screwed (or honour killed). If yu are a virgin, you're screwed just the same because you'll spend the rest of your life with him.

If you are a man you can have premarital sex... no problem at all, but if you are a woman its a different story. You are a sharmoota (whore) unless you get a hymen repair or buy a virginity faking device.

So a woman who can fake her virginity, then fake orgasms and fake faithfulness makes her husband a truly happy man living a fake life thanking god everyday for giving him a wonderful wife and wonderful kids who may not be his anyway.

To women it doesnt matter if you deceive the person you are going to spend the rest of your life with. If he wants a virgin, give him a virgin.

We men think that by being dick heads we will ensure domination over women. Why do we insist on marrying virgins? Whats so great about virgins?

Ramadan Facsism

Arresting people for eating or drinking in public during Ramadan was unthinkable a few years ago. This is scary.

I generally don't eat or drink in public in Ramadan, but I reserve my right to do so if I fucking wish to. Last week I genuinely forgot about the fasting thing and I lit up a cigarette in the street. People gave me creepy looks and taxis wouldn't stop for me. Then all of a sudden it hit me and I threw the cigarette away. I cant believe that I could have been arrested.

How can they do this in a country where one in ten people is a Christian? I don't get it, what is the fucking message here? Do they want to force people to fast? Why? What if a Muslim (or a non-Muslim) doesn't want to fast, why should he or she pretend to be fasting? And why is it offending to people who are fasting to see someone eating or drinking? Who is behind this?

The saddest thing for me was to the amount of support for the arrests. Listen to what the pimp Ezzat Abu Aouf said.

This is very dangerous because once we start going down the slippery slope of religious fascism, Egypt will become another Afghanistan in no time.

In Egybt, we kill za big

Police clashed with grabage collectors who raise pigs in Manshiyet Naser today.

Egyptian government officials are well known for their ineptness and stupidity, but every once in a while they demonstrate phenomenal ass-holiness. They decided to slaughter the entire pig population of Egypt (with a few exceptions) to protect the country from the swine flu.

The World Health Organization and other UN bodies tried to explain that killing za bigs is not necessary, but the decision has already been taken and they didnt want to look stupid by raising their hands and admitting they were wrong.

Instead the authorities have now expanded the rationale for the slaughter beyond swine flu to a larger campaign against unsanitary pig farming conditions, particularly in the Cairo slums where the garbage collectors live... Very clever.

The true motive is to appease the Islamists, but this is a very dangerous game. Today it's pigs, tomorrow who knows? Maybe communists or athiests or gays or belly dancers??? We'll see.

Death in Gaza

Why couldn't they put the bunny back in the box?

Saudi Clerics Have Gone Mad

The role of religious authorities in any religion is usually to guide their followers along the path of morality and virtue and I have no problem with that concept.

But in Saudi Arabia it doesn't quite work this way. Two very interesting Fatwas have been issued lately. Sheikh Saleh Lihedan, a leading Saudi cleric has sanctioned the killing of media tycoons he blames for causing the “deviance of thousands of people.”

Mr. Lihedan thinks that some Arab TV channels are not kosher (or halal) and he is perfectly entitled to that opinion. The problem is, what does he do about it? He openly calls for the killing of innocent people. That for me does not fit very well with morality and virtue.

The other fatwa was issued by another prominent Saudi cleric, Sheikh Abdallah Bin Jebrin. He said on the Wahabi TV channel "Al Majd" that journalists who criticize clerics should be fired from their jobs and jailed and tortured. What a fucking dick head.

See what they are trying to say? If we dont like what you're doing we'll kill you and you're not even allowed to criticize us.

Finally, proof that the Saudi religious police are dick heads

For the past 80 years, the Saudi religious police, which in reality is a group of mentally disturbed human oil slicks with beards, have been given a license to discriminate, abuse and in some cases kill innocent people.

It is beyond my comprehension why they have not been disbanded and locked up in a psychiatric ward. Somehow those in charge of Saudi Arabia do not believe what the whole world (and even Saudis themsleves) are saying, which is that the religious police are dick heads.

Finally there is proof. They recently decided to ban the sale of cats and dogs.

If you think that is totally mad, wait till you hear the reason behind this ban...

The sale of cats and dogs was banned in Saudi Arabia in order to keep the sexes apart. They realized that a single man walking a dog in the park is sure to attract women.

How sick is this?

Oppression at its fucking finest

If you havent seen this, read it and weep.

We should face reality and call things by their name. If indeed it is true that sexual harrassment is experienced by 98% of foreign women visitors and by 83% of Egyptian women and that 62% of Egyptian men admitted harassing women and 53% blame women for 'bringing it on', then we have a serious problem.

The only explanation is that we must be a nation of misogynist dick heads. Oppression has many forms in Egypt: political, economic, religious, social... but why are women bearing the brunt of it? And what does this say about us? How can someone believe that looking at woman's hair is a sin and at the same time go around physically assaulting women (veiled or not veiled) because he is "bored".

Who's fault is it that we reached this sad state? Its easy to blame it on our corrupt dysfunctional and incompetent government and the hysterical retarded sheikhs and clerics, but every single one of us is guilty really.

Its payback time for Bashir

Accusing the Sudanese president of genocide in Darfur is so sweet.

Not only because it serves justice to his victims, but also because it reminds Arab leaders that the international community will fry their big asses if they fuck up.

Saddam was executed and now its Bashir's turn. 18 more to go. How about setting the IAHC (The International Ass Hole Court) to try all the muftis and mullahs and sheikhs who spread hatred and ignorance like this asshole or maybe this one?

Officers to get away with murder

Can you believe this? They're going to make the conscripts carry the can.