Friday, November 30, 2007

"Don't call me a terrorist please, I am a dickhead"

While carrying banners that read " revenge revenge revenge", thousands of peace loving Sudanese angels, many carrying knives and sticks, peacefully protested in Khartoum today after prayers to the all merciful, calling for the execution of the 54 year old British teacher Gillian Gibbons convicted of insulting Islam for letting her students name a teddy bear Muhammad.

At the same time, Gillian Gibbons said from her prison cell that she does not want any resentment towards Muslim people.

The contrast is amazing.

The role of the Sudanese government in this crisis is equally amazing. Troops were at the demonstration, but they did not interfere. I wonder if they would have done the same if this was an anti-government demonstration. They probably would have killed them all.

This teddy bear scandal deserves a whole chapter in the Guiness-Book-of-Muslims-doing-stupid-things-to-make-themselves-

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Thursday, November 29, 2007

On Insulting Islam In Sudan

The Sudanese government decided Wednesday to charge a British primary school teacher with blasphemy, inciting hatred and insulting Islam after she allowed her 7-year-old students to name a class teddy bear Muhammad.

Now we have to remember that this is a government that organized the massacre of 200,000 of its own people in Darfur, so we are talking about serious psychotic dick heads here.

It's futile to find a logical explanation for deranged behavior. Do they really believe that they are defending Islam? I don't think so simply because they are fucking mass murderers. Are they just trying to annoy Britain because of the stand-off with the west over Darfur? I don't how this can help them in any way.

The Sudanese government dudes are making big fools out of themselves. I feel sorry for the Sudanese people who are ruled by such idiots, but aren't we all?

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

These Catholics Are Amateurs

Bill Donohue, the president of the US-based Catholic League is an amateur dickhead. He wants people to boycott a children's movie because according to him it promotes atheism and denigrates Christianity.

That's not the way to do it Bill. You have to learn from the big dickheads if you want to be one. Boycotting is not good enough. You need to be calling for beheading and stoning or at least burning and cutting limbs... Pussy.

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This is so funny

Sheikh Yusef Al Qaradawi explaining why masturbation is only for men... fucking hilarious.

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Monday, November 26, 2007

What insult you fucking twits?

A British primary school teacher in Sudan is facing 40 lashes and up to six months in prison after allowing her pupils to name a teddy bear Mohammed.

Any fucking sane human fucking being who reads the story would realize that she never meant to offend anybody, yet here she is in jail accused of insulting the prophet.

If this does not get resolved very quickly, then I will be left in no doubt that our Sudanese brothers are out of their fucking brains. But hey, we can be equally moronic.

I fucking give up.

Maybe before complaining that Muslims are being branded as terrorists and dickheads we should stop acting like terrorists and dickheads.

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Sunday, November 25, 2007


Whatever happened to the Toshka project? Ten years ago it was sold to us a dream project that will solve all our economic problems for generations to come. It all went very quiet. Was Mubarak really serious about this project or was he just trying to impress the chicks? The only impressive thing (up till now) is the cost, 1.5 - 2 billion dollars.

Sunday, November 18, 2007


What exactly is the role of the ministry of culture in Egypt? I really and honestly don't know. Theater is crap and so is the cinema and music scene. There are hardly any decent books to read, no newspapers or magazines no good radio or TV stations.

In Egypt today, bacteria is the only culture that Egyptians can have.

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Saturday, November 10, 2007


I've been busy lately writing a book titled: "Mubarak, The Man, The President, The Underground Station, The Library"


Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Stupid me

Just one day after two Egyptian policemen were convicted of torturing a man, another 22 year old man gets beaten to death by policemen in Giza.

If this happened in any slightly civilized country, governments would fall, ministers and top officials would be sacked and people would be demonstrating in the streets.

Like most Egyptians I was happy with the conviction of the two policemen thinking that it will send a strong message to other torturers. How stupid and naiive I was.

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Monday, November 05, 2007

Cruelty and stupidity lands policemen in jail

The two police officers who tortured a driver by sodomizing him with a stick and were stupid enough to film it on a mobile phone were convicted today. The assailants Islam Nabih and Reda Fathi were sentenced to three years for their crime and their stupidity which was used by Egyptian bloggers to nail them by posting the video of the abuse on the Internet. Good.

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Saturday, November 03, 2007

Mubarak won... yepeeeeee

Today Hosni Mubarak was elected chairman of Egypt's ruling party. True that he was the only candidate, but he still won.

The interesting bit is that a new "higher committee" will be created, whose members will have the right to come forward as presidential candidates. The higher committee will incorporate the influential party dudes including guess who?

Democracy at it's very finest. Don't you think?

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Friday, November 02, 2007

We are unknown unknowns to Rummy

Thr White House repudiated Rumsfield's leaked memos.

He said:

Oil wealth had at times detached Muslims from the reality of work, effort and investment that leads to wealth for the rest of the world. Too often Muslims are against physical labor, so they bring in Koreans and Pakistanis while their young people remain unemployed. An unemployed population is easy to recruit to radicalism

But Aren't Pakistanis also muslims?

Rummy is great. He hasn't got a clue what he's talking about, but wins my heart and mind :)