Real Arab Solidarity

There is real Arab solidarity between Egyptians, Tunisians, Libyans, Yemenis, Syrians, Bahrainis... etc. and it's beautiful.

It is a genuine feeling of togetherness between oppressed people who are longing for freedom and dignity.

I felt it today and it touched my heart.

بلاش نذالة يا عمرو يا موسى

شيء لا يصدقه عقل: جامعة الدول العربية تدعم طلب ترشيح سوريا للحصول على أحد مقاعد المجموعة الآسيوية بمجلس الأمم المتحدة لحقوق الإنسان.

نهار أسود ومنيل. سوريا اللي بتقتل الأطفال في الشوارع تنضم لمجلس الأمم المتحدة لحقوق الإنسان؟

إيه التعريص ده؟؟

خللي عندك دم يا عمرو يا موسى

The Terrorist's Friends

What do Al Jamaa Al Islamiya, Qatar, Yusef Al Qaradawi and Amr Mousa have in common?

According to this, they all want to release the terrorist Omar Abdel Rahman from the US and bring him back to Egypt.

Al Jamaa obviously want their boss back but the others are just cheap opportunists.

Assholes.

Leadership Test

Can we pass Friedman's leadership test?

I wish Amr Moussa would just shut up and go away

Amr Moussa has criticized international strikes on Libya and that's a week after the Arab League supported the no-fly zone.

He said, "what we want is civilians' protection not shelling more civilians."

What is this crap? Fuck you Amr Moussa. Can't you see what Gaddafi has been doing to his people? Did he pay you to say this? Libyan TV recently played an interview with Moussa singing praises to Gaddafi!!

Amr Moussa was for years a loyal servant not only to Mubarak but to 22 Arab dictators. He has zero credibility.

I really cannot understand how such a slime ball opportunistic asshole can dare to express his wish to become Egypt's president after the Jan 25 revolution. He belongs to breed that needs to be weeded out.

Egypt Vs Algeria... Pure Hatred

There are rumours that Algerian and Egyptians soccer fans died in clashes and attacks and confirmed news that many were injured and others died from heart attacks...

The hatred and incitement is mad. A TV presenter openly called for killing Algerians in Egypt in retaliation against attacks on Egyptians in Sudan after the match.

Sports were not meant for us. When people go out to attack and kill because they won or lost a football match it proves how screwed up in the head they are.

Now lets look at this from a slightly different angle. Something doesn't make sense here because Algerians and Egyptians should be best buddies. They have so much in common: Both have a passion for religious fundamentalism. They love the hijab and the niqab. They live under dictatorships. They are poor and oppressed. Not very keen on hard work. Hypocrites, stupid, cowards.

Come on assholes keep up the stoning and the beating till you finish each other off. You dont really deserve to live.

Mubarak's birthday

The Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak is celebrating his 81st birthday today quietly at home with his family.

Mubarak came to power in 1981 after his predecessor Anwar Al Sadat got shot to pieces during a military parade.

Some people say Mubarak is a dictator who allowed corruption to spread in Egypt and stifled all forms of opposition but allowed Islamists to gain ground.

His critics on the other hand are less generous.

Happy birthday.

The Middle East:: Land of the Assholes

As much as I hate Hamas and what they represent especially after what happened in Gaza (which is primarily their fault), I hate the Israelis who are orchestrating all the Gaza shit. What the fuck do they think they are doing? Does Livni think that killing babies will make her prime minister? Is that it?

And watching the news tonight, I saw huge demonstrations against the killing of Gazan children and civillians in Paris, London, Australia and Indonesia. Apart from a small demonstration in the West Bank there was abso-fucking-lutely no reaction from the Middle East? The explanation is simple, Muslim and Arab brothers don't give a shit and they are ruled by dick heads who dont like demonstrations. In short, maybe the Gazan children who died are better off this way. Who wants to live in a place inhabited only by assholes?

Finally, proof that the Saudi religious police are dick heads

For the past 80 years, the Saudi religious police, which in reality is a group of mentally disturbed human oil slicks with beards, have been given a license to discriminate, abuse and in some cases kill innocent people.

It is beyond my comprehension why they have not been disbanded and locked up in a psychiatric ward. Somehow those in charge of Saudi Arabia do not believe what the whole world (and even Saudis themsleves) are saying, which is that the religious police are dick heads.

Finally there is proof. They recently decided to ban the sale of cats and dogs.

If you think that is totally mad, wait till you hear the reason behind this ban...

The sale of cats and dogs was banned in Saudi Arabia in order to keep the sexes apart. They realized that a single man walking a dog in the park is sure to attract women.

How sick is this?

Its payback time for Bashir

Accusing the Sudanese president of genocide in Darfur is so sweet.

Not only because it serves justice to his victims, but also because it reminds Arab leaders that the international community will fry their big asses if they fuck up.

Saddam was executed and now its Bashir's turn. 18 more to go. How about setting the IAHC (The International Ass Hole Court) to try all the muftis and mullahs and sheikhs who spread hatred and ignorance like this asshole or maybe this one?

The Arab Summit

Q: What sounds like this?

VVVRRRRooooommmmmSplatsplatsplatAAAARRRRRGGGHHH.SPLAT

A: A chainsaw inside the Arab Summit meeting.

The future is thick

You know the anger and frustration you feel when confronted by stupidity? Bad new... you better learn how to deal with it because there is going to be alot more of it in the future.

The kind of stupidity that pours out of the mouths of our government dudes or that you hear on TV and read in the papers, not to mention the everyday life stupidity at work and in the street. All of that will exponentially multiply. Why? you may ask.

Because our education system is shit.

In Egypt, it will be particularly bad because of our large population.

This is good news for the jihadi dickheads and muslim brother assholes. More people will believe their shit.

"Principles" the Arab way

Arab governments agreed on a resolution to formalize the censorship of Arabic TV stations. Interestingly they called it the "Charter of Principles".


The resolution was sponsored by the governments of Egypt and Saudi Arabia (two of the most principled governments in our region).

It prohibits criticism of Arab leaders and religious figures and warns that satellite channels should not harm:
1- Social peace
2- National unity
3- Public order
4- Arab morals
5- The highest interests of the Arab world.

It also demands "adherence to objectivity, sincerity and respect to the dignity of the countries, nations and their national sovereignty." and provides for offended countries to suspend, terminate or refuse to renew the licenses of TV network offices on their soil.

What the fuck does all this mean. Can anyone help explain?

What I found really disturbing is the language used by the Egyptian Information Minister. This is what he had to say:

Some satellite channels have deviated from the right path. There are violations that have taken place, violations taking place around the clock, which require a serious stance.

It sounds so... fucking old fashioned with a nazi/stalinist/fascist stink to it.

Mohammed the mole... no sorry it's Morgan

A British children’s author who named a mole Mohammed to promote multiculturalism has renamed it Morgan for fear of offending Muslims.

The author said that he tried “hard to embrace other cultures and I had no idea it would backfire like this. I was in Egypt this year and everyone was called Mohammed. I just thought it was a popular name”.

It's sad that of all people, those who work on educating Muslim kids or promoting tolerance twards Muslims should fear being rewarded with a fatwa or demonstrations calling for their execution.

There is something seriously wrong here.

"Don't call me a terrorist please, I am a dickhead"

While carrying banners that read " revenge revenge revenge", thousands of peace loving Sudanese angels, many carrying knives and sticks, peacefully protested in Khartoum today after prayers to the all merciful, calling for the execution of the 54 year old British teacher Gillian Gibbons convicted of insulting Islam for letting her students name a teddy bear Muhammad.

At the same time, Gillian Gibbons said from her prison cell that she does not want any resentment towards Muslim people.

The contrast is amazing.

The role of the Sudanese government in this crisis is equally amazing. Troops were at the demonstration, but they did not interfere. I wonder if they would have done the same if this was an anti-government demonstration. They probably would have killed them all.

This teddy bear scandal deserves a whole chapter in the Guiness-Book-of-Muslims-doing-stupid-things-to-make-themselves-
hated-around-the-world

On Insulting Islam In Sudan

The Sudanese government decided Wednesday to charge a British primary school teacher with blasphemy, inciting hatred and insulting Islam after she allowed her 7-year-old students to name a class teddy bear Muhammad.

Now we have to remember that this is a government that organized the massacre of 200,000 of its own people in Darfur, so we are talking about serious psychotic dick heads here.

It's futile to find a logical explanation for deranged behavior. Do they really believe that they are defending Islam? I don't think so simply because they are fucking mass murderers. Are they just trying to annoy Britain because of the stand-off with the west over Darfur? I don't how this can help them in any way.

The Sudanese government dudes are making big fools out of themselves. I feel sorry for the Sudanese people who are ruled by such idiots, but aren't we all?

This is so funny

Sheikh Yusef Al Qaradawi explaining why masturbation is only for men... fucking hilarious.

What insult you fucking twits?

A British primary school teacher in Sudan is facing 40 lashes and up to six months in prison after allowing her pupils to name a teddy bear Mohammed.

Any fucking sane human fucking being who reads the story would realize that she never meant to offend anybody, yet here she is in jail accused of insulting the prophet.

If this does not get resolved very quickly, then I will be left in no doubt that our Sudanese brothers are out of their fucking brains. But hey, we can be equally moronic.

I fucking give up.

Maybe before complaining that Muslims are being branded as terrorists and dickheads we should stop acting like terrorists and dickheads.

Mrs. Bin Laden Again

The story of Bin laden's son marrying a British grandmother twice his age has taken an interesting twist.

Omar Osama Bin Laden is upset about the publicity that his wedding attracted. He told Al Watan Newspaper that her nationality is not an issue for him. What matters to him is her religion and her good behavior, but according to this Mrs. Bin Laden's behaviour hasn't been that good. She has been cheating on the Al Qaida's big boss's son. What will Omar Bin Laden do now? Stone his new bride to death?

The other interesting thing is that in this article, Mrs. Bin Laden is quoted as saying that her husband trained to be a terrorist in Afghanistan till he was 19 years old, but then he left his father "because he wanted to see the world and didn't want to fight and die young."

This is really amazing. Osama Bin Laden persuaded loads of young men to die for him, but couldn't convince his own son or maybe he didn't want to.

A Match Made In Heaven

Egypt is a very romantic country.

Ofcoarse. It is where these two love birds met.

She is Jane Felix-Browne, a 51 year old grandmother from the UK and he is 27 year old Omar Osama Bin Laden.

They say love is blind, but in this case love is dementiated beyond repair.

The bride has a son who is 33 years old (from a Saudi man who knew the Bin Laden family) and she has several grandchildren.

Bin Laden is Jane's fifth husband and he is already married and has a 2 year old kid. Jane spoke to the other wife just to make sure she is cool about the idea of her marrying her husband.

Omar was raised in Saudi Arabia, then Sudan then Afghanistan and he was trained to be a terrorist in Afghanistan, but Jane says that he is so sweet and gentle and cannot hurt a fly. Yeah right.

She looks pretty good for a 51 year old grandmother, doesn't she. Well, that's because she had undergone plastic surgery, including a breast enhancement 13 years ago and larger implants inserted two years ago. She said she has also had a facelift and a tummy tuck, but she suffers from multiple sclerosis.

This mess couldn't have occurred anywhere in the world but Egypt.