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Friday, May 27, 2011

الأخوان المسلين أم الخونة المسلمين؟

حتى لا تغيب عن الأذهان حقيقة هذه الجماعة الحقيرة:

يوم 20 يناير أعلنت جماعة الأخوان المسلمين أنها لن تشارك في "مظاهرات" 25 يناير

يوم 6 فبراير حضر الأخوان جلسة الحوار الذي دعا له عمر سليمان في الوقت الذي كان الثوار صامدين في التحرير وفي كل شوارع مصر ومصرين على رحيل مبارك وسليمان

يوم 27 مايو قاطع الأخوان جمعة الغضب الثانية ووصفوها بجمعة الوقيعة

الآن أصبح من الواضح تماما أن المجلس العسكري والأخوان طامعون في السلطة ولا يريدون ديمقراطية ولا حرية ويدعمهم لتحقيق أهدافهم وللاستفادة معهم مجموعة من الدعاة السفهاء مثل المتخلف عقليا عمرو خالد والعوا وعمارة وغيرهم من البهاليل.

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Monday, May 16, 2011

Is this the beginning of a Taleban state in Egypt


Male and female students at Beni Soueif University are officially prohibited from sitting next to each other anywhere inside the university campus.

Anyone caught in the act (according to a leaflet signed by the dean of the dean of the faculty of law at the university), will be referred to a disciplinary council and the student's parents will be notified.

This looks like the early beginnings of the Talebanization of Egypt.

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Saturday, May 14, 2011

ارحل يا رئيس جامعة القاهرة

في سبتمبر 2010 منح رئيس جامعة القاهرة المنافق حسام كامل سوزان مبارك الدكتوراه الفخرية في علم الاجتماع. وقال رئيس الجامعة المحترم:

إن السيدة سوزان مبارك جمعت بين المعرفة في العلوم الاجتماعية والعلوم السياسية في المجالين الدولي والمحلي ولها بصمات وأنشطة متميزة في كل أنشطة التنمية البشرية، كما أن لها دورًا رائدًا في العمل الثقافي ومبادرة المليون كتاب، وأصبح مشروع القراءة للجميع الذي استمر 25 عامًا علامة من علامات النهضة في المجتمع

ولا يزال هذا البغل في منصبه يمارس القمع ضد الطلبة.

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

جهاز المخابرات بعد عمر سليمان

نعلم أن عمر سليمان لم يعد يرأس جهاز المخابرات، وأغلب الظن أن المجلس العسكري يشرف على هذا الجهاز المهم الذي يتحمل مسؤولية كبيرة وهي حفظ أمن المصريين من المخاطر الخارجية.

لكن هناك ملفات يجب الكشف عنها وعن دور المخابرات (بالإضافة لجهاز مباحث أمن الدولة السابق) في تحريكها.

فقد لعبت حكومة مبارك دوراً قذراً على مدى عقود في رعاية وتفريخ الجماعات الدينية كالإخوان المسلمين والسلفيين لاستخدامها كفزاعة.

ولأن مبارك رجل أهبل وكان محاطا بعصابة من الهبل فشل مخططهم الساذج للاحتفاظ بالسلطة وتوريثها وانقلبت الدنبا على دماغهم.

لكن الآن أعتقد أن من حقنا كمصريين أن نعلم كيف سمح مبارك للإخوان والسلفيين بالتضخم وإلى أي حد؟ وما هي مصادر تمويلهم؟ وهل توقف هذا العبث بأمن مصر؟ فليس من المقبول اليوم إطلاقاً أن يكون لهؤلاء قنوات تمويل خارجية سواء من إيران أو من السعودية.

وكما أننا نريد مصادرة الأموال التي نهبها مبارك وعصابته فإنه بالمثل يجب مصادرة أي أموال حصلت عليها تلك الجماعات من الخارج بموافقة حكومة مبارك.

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Monday, April 18, 2011

Mustafa Al Fiqi is a Snake



Nominating Mustafa Al Fiqi to be the Arab League's Chief really made my blood boil.

His ridiculous assertions that he wasn't part of the Mubarak regime are pure bullshit.

He was a prominent member of corrupt and murderous regimes from the days of Nasser when he started his dirty political career with snitching on young political activists up till he became a close advisor of Hosni Mubarak.

In 2005 he became a member of parliament with the aid of the Mubarak vote rigging machine.

This slimy venomous snake can't just come now and say that he is not corrupt.

People like Al Fiqi make me sick. He should not have a place in a democratic free Egypt.

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Sunday, April 10, 2011

The AYE's

OMG, as the young people say these days, AYE's (angry young Egyptians) have changed the face of Egypt and the world in the past few decades. Not necessarily in a good way, but they changed things in a big way.

When Sadat fucked up and ruled Egypt not like the president of a great nation but as عمدة ميت أبو الكوم, an AYE called Khaled Al Islambouli assassinated him.

Come the eighties, AYE's were allowed by Mubarak to fight the Soviets in Afghanistan with CIA money and some of them later "progressed" to become senior Al Qaeda scumbags.

They recruited more AYE's to do horrible things and one Mohammad Atta lead the group that brought down the world trade center on 911.

After AYT's brought down Bin Ali on the 14th of Jan, AYE's did the same to Mubarak with such courage and heroism that made us all believe that the revolution is a new era for Egypt, the Middle East and the world.

If the army, the Muslim Brothers or the salafis try to hijack the revolution, the AYE's will fry their asses.

Young people now must feel that they are living in a fair society that is not marginalising them into terrorism and crime and must be given equal opportunity in education and employment.

Sadly, it wasnt only Mubarak and his cronies who were corrupt. The whole society was either directly corrupt or condoning corruption in one form or the other (including you and me).

Some very big employers in Egypt have not advertised a job for decades simply because every single job is "given". This has to stop and I am not hearing anyone talking about it.

If I ever hear of someone's son being appointed where his father works, whether it is the presidency or Egyptian TV, I will burn myself Boazizi style

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Saturday, April 09, 2011

Egypt's Army

If the army is violently quashing peaceful demonstrators and arresting bloggers and is accused of torture and subjecting female detainees to virginity tests and if at the same time the salafis and muslim brothers are gaining ground, then I am worried about what will come next.

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Thursday, April 07, 2011

Maikel Nabil

I don't know what the blogger Maikel Nabil said about the army, but whatever it was he should not have been referred to a military tribunal. This is so wrong and makes me feel that the talk about freedom in Egypt is just delusional. This is shameful.

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Monday, April 04, 2011

السلفيون قادمون

السلفيون في مصر يريدون تطبيق الشريعة الإسلامية وإقامة الحدود ويخططون لإقصاء العلمانيين والقوميين والليبراليين والمسيحيين وتهميش المرأة

وهم يتمتعون بدعم مالي مكنهم من امتلاك مشاريع اقتصادية كبيرة لا يعمل فيها سوى السلفيين. ويتهمون العلمانيين من رجال الصحافة والإعلام، والشيعة بتشويه صورتهم.

لكنهم مع ذلك يريدون إظهار محاسن الإسلام ودعوة الناس بالحسنى

خير إن شاء الله

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Sunday, March 20, 2011

I wish Amr Moussa would just shut up and go away



Amr Moussa has criticized international strikes on Libya and that's a week after the Arab League supported the no-fly zone.

He said, "what we want is civilians' protection not shelling more civilians."

What is this crap? Fuck you Amr Moussa. Can't you see what Gaddafi has been doing to his people? Did he pay you to say this? Libyan TV recently played an interview with Moussa singing praises to Gaddafi!!

Amr Moussa was for years a loyal servant not only to Mubarak but to 22 Arab dictators. He has zero credibility.

I really cannot understand how such a slime ball opportunistic asshole can dare to express his wish to become Egypt's president after the Jan 25 revolution. He belongs to breed that needs to be weeded out.

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

The Muslim Brotherhood

The only reason why the Muslim brotherhood enjoys some popularity in Egypt is that they haven't been given the opportunity to fuck things up.

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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Hassan Shehata is a Dimwit

Hassan Shehata, the Egyptian soccer team coach said that he only wants players who observe Islam, and said his team selection is based equally on religious piety and skill.

I have neve heard such bullshit in my life from a soccer coach. Footballers in general are not known for their above average intelligence and I guess this shows how religious conservatism in Egypt has spread to very alarming levels among retards like Shehata.


First of all, the game of football can be seriously harmed by such stupidity because potentially players who are talented and skilled will be excluded from the national team (or other teams) because they are not "religious" enough.

It is also discriminatory against players who have the right to be as religious or unreligious as they fucking well please. Why should an atheist footballer's career suffer because of his convictions?

And who is the coach to judge how religious the players are? A soccer coach's area of experise is supposed to be the tactics and techniques of football and not religion and heaven & hell shit.

If this was to happen in any civilized place, Shehata would have been sacked immediately and sent to a loonie hospital.

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WTF

The Egyptian authorities arrested and will prosecute activists and bloggers who traveled to Nagaa Hamadi to meet the families of the Copts who were massacred on Christmas eve and express solidarity with them. What the fuck will they accuse them of?

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Friday, December 25, 2009

We Will Not Forget Kareem Soliman

Kareem Soliman has been locked up in jail for the past three years for blogging. This week a court in Egypt upheld his unfair 4 year prison sentence.

Kareem was 22 when he was jailed and he will be 26 when he gets out of prison. They wasted 4 of the best years of this innocent young man's life. Shame

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Sunday, November 29, 2009

Egypt, Algeria... It's Not About Football

Two Algerian students in Cairo were attacked inside their flat and Egyptian doctors refused to provide necessary care for the simple reason that these students were of… Algerian nationality.

A video of the attack was posted on youtube. The video shows the attackers inside the apartment and throwing furniture and personal belongings of the two students in the street. This makes me ashamed to be Egyptian.

Egyptians are bottling up so much anger and humiliation inside them for reasons that have nothing to do with footbal or with Algeria. They feel helpless and are very confused about who to blame for their misfortunes. Is it Israel? The West? America? Mubarak? The Islamists? Nobody knows and things are getting worse by the day. The poor are getting poorer, jobs are harder to find, the future looks very grim for the younger generations, so this was just an opportunity to invent an enemy and vent out some of the anger.

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Saturday, November 14, 2009

The Egypt Vs Algeria Match: Why is it such a big deal?

Unlike the Sandmonkey, I love football. But never before have I been so pissed off by the way the Egyptian state controlled media machine handled a game.

OK it is an important game and the FIFA World Cup is the second biggest international sports event after the Olympics, but in the end isn't it just a soccer game? Maybe not.

The world cup will be in June 2010 and in that same month the Egyptian parliamentary elections will be held. The participation of the Egyptian team in the world cup would present a perfect distraction from all the bullshit that is going on and would make us all feel good.

The Egyptian media is trying desperately hard to turn this match into a patriotic orgi. An event that will unify all Egyptians and give them hope and confidence. Mubarak attended a team training session and Egyptian TV is awash with patriotic songs played with soccer video and images of Mubarak and his son and heir apparent Gamal. What is the link between Gamal and the World Cup? I don't know.

I never thought I would say this: I want Egypt to lose.

Update: I was kidding. Didn't really mean it. I am happy we won the Cairo match :)))

Update: Algeria won in Sudan but both sides are assholes and this is not football

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Sunday, October 11, 2009

So it's the niqab now??



I am really pissed off because the last thing I remember was that we were having a debate about whether women should wear the veil or not. This has now developed (or regressed to be more accurate) into a debate on whether the fucking niqab should be worn.

This is a brief chronology of our sad regression: 60 or 70 years ago people like Salama Mousa were promoting very liberal and progressive ideas about women rights and liberation. 30 or 40 years ago you would walk in the streets od Cairo and not see a single veil (back then there were two types of women: the westernized and the baladi with their "melaya laf" which I do not consider a veil. It is more of a traditional dress like the Indian sari). Women back then were well on their way to freedom and empowerment. They were getting jobs and careers and achieving some really impressive shit.

Come the eighties (the Iran revolution, Sadat assasination and the CIA paying fucking millions to prop up the mujahedeen in Afghanistan against the evil soviets) we started seeing the veil and islamistts were definitely on the rise.

From there, things got from bad to worse with the help of some really nasty dudes like Sadat, Reagan, Bin laden and Dubya (to mention just a few).

Well. Tonight booze is the answer cause I dont like the question.

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Fake Virginity

Poor Egyptian women. They take so much shit from us men.

If you are an Egyptian man just try to envisage yourself with the misfortune of being born a woman... From childhood, your male dominated society will make you feel guilty and bad about yourself. You are nothing but a sex object owned by your father till he hands you over to your husband.

You marry a dude you never really loved. You married him because he is "suitable" and you have to be a virgin when you marry him. If you are not, you're screwed (or honour killed). If yu are a virgin, you're screwed just the same because you'll spend the rest of your life with him.

If you are a man you can have premarital sex... no problem at all, but if you are a woman its a different story. You are a sharmoota (whore) unless you get a hymen repair or buy a virginity faking device.

So a woman who can fake her virginity, then fake orgasms and fake faithfulness makes her husband a truly happy man living a fake life thanking god everyday for giving him a wonderful wife and wonderful kids who may not be his anyway.

To women it doesnt matter if you deceive the person you are going to spend the rest of your life with. If he wants a virgin, give him a virgin.

We men think that by being dick heads we will ensure domination over women. Why do we insist on marrying virgins? Whats so great about virgins?

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Sunday, September 13, 2009

Ramadan Facsism

Arresting people for eating or drinking in public during Ramadan was unthinkable a few years ago. This is scary.

I generally don't eat or drink in public in Ramadan, but I reserve my right to do so if I fucking wish to. Last week I genuinely forgot about the fasting thing and I lit up a cigarette in the street. People gave me creepy looks and taxis wouldn't stop for me. Then all of a sudden it hit me and I threw the cigarette away. I cant believe that I could have been arrested.

How can they do this in a country where one in ten people is a Christian? I don't get it, what is the fucking message here? Do they want to force people to fast? Why? What if a Muslim (or a non-Muslim) doesn't want to fast, why should he or she pretend to be fasting? And why is it offending to people who are fasting to see someone eating or drinking? Who is behind this?

The saddest thing for me was to the amount of support for the arrests. Listen to what the pimp Ezzat Abu Aouf said.

This is very dangerous because once we start going down the slippery slope of religious fascism, Egypt will become another Afghanistan in no time.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Mubarak's Grandson Sudden and Mysterious Death

It's a tragedy when any child dies, but to be absolutely honest I didn't think the story would generate alot of interest.

I was very wrong. It was one of the most searched and read topics on the internet today and the news generated loads of comments and reactions on websites and blogs and tweets...

There was alot of schadenfreude (a German word which means gloating at someones misfortune) or شماتة in Arabic like this blog which I find a bit distasteful although I am not a big fan of Mubarak. I guess it shows how unpopular the old geezer is.

No explanation was announced so the rumours swirled. Leukemia, brain haemorrhage and ynet said it was food poisoning.

Mubarak did not attend the funeral and this also triggered rumours about his health.

Egyptian TV is playing religious songs as a sign of respect for the presidential family. This is a bit annoying. I dont wacth Egyptian state TV but it kinda pisses me off that a public service should be interrupted because of one family's tragedy.

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