Kalb-Baladi

Monday, April 16, 2007

Success

This post is for our beloved judge Morad. Yes... it's a plagiarised joke:

What is success?

The definition of the word depends on how old you are:

At age four success is not pissing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 18 success is having a driver's license.
At age 19 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
And at the age of 90 success is... not pissing in your pants.

Labels:

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]



Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home