Bird Flu

The health ministry announced that six Egyptians suspected of contracting bird flu have tested negative for the deadly virus.

Good. We don't want fucking bird flu spreading around in Egypt. You see the virus can mutate and become immune to known cures (like Tamiflu).

If this happens we'll all be in deep shit, because anyone can contract it, even the Mubaraks.

But the ministry of health have a worst case scenario plan. If the Mubaraks get the bird flu, they will inject them with Parkinsons in the hope that they would shake it off.