Acronyms

ALITALIA Airplane Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Australia
ALITALIA Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival
BOEING Bits Of Engine In Numerous Gardens
CAAC China's Airlines Always Cancel
DAN AIR Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
DELTA Don't Even Leave The Airport
EL AL Every Landing Always Late
LOT Lots Of Trouble
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostess And Not Say Anything
OLYMPIC Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
QANTAS Queers And Nymphomaniacs Travelling As Stewards
SABENA Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again !
SAS Sex And Service
TWA Take the Waitress Away
BMW Break My Windows
DODGE Drips Oil Dirt & Grease Everywhere
HONDA Helping Out Nips Dominating America
FIAT Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation.
SAAB Sweedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
AIDS Anally Injected Death Sentence
MAC Much Advertised Crap
MACINTOSH Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
IBM Immense Bowel Movement