Bastard

This conversation really happened. I am not making this up.

Man 1: Does anybody have a bottle of perfume?
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: Someone fainted. We'll make him smell some perfume to wake him up.
Man 2: Why does it have to be perfume? Let him smell an onion.


فلان: حد معاه كولونيا؟
علان: ليه؟
فلان: واحد أغمى عليه وعايزين نشممه كولونيا عشان يفوق
علان: ولازم يعني تشمموه كولونيا؟ ما تشمموه بصلة

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