Men, Computers & Sex

What do men have in common with computers?

Women feel that there are lots of simillarities between men and computers because they have to turn them on to get their attention, big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day and as soon as a woman commits to one, she realizes that if she'd waited a little longer, she could have obtained a better model.

Why is architecture better than sex?

Because although it can take several years to achieve a full erection, once it's up, it'll probably stay up for a century or more.