Jokes About Muslims

Making jokes about Muslims is a risky business these days because some are known to take offense at mockery and even to issue the occasional fatwa. Muslims are accused of lacking a sense of humour and of the inability to laugh about themselves.

Let's prove these accusations wrong. Here's one:

A man walks into a sex shop and asks for a blow-up doll. The shop keeper asks him, "Do you want the Muslim version or the Christian version?"

"What's the difference?", the man asks.

The shop keeper explains, "The Muslim version blows herself up. Boom boom."