Catching Bin Ladin
Moderate Muslims around the world are asked by every Tom Dick and Harry to take a strong stand against terrorism and to confront the terrorists who are tarnishing their religion.
So being a very moderate Muslim, I decided to do my bit and help the CIA catch Osama. I searched for months until I found the perfect plan in today's Evening Standard, which I proudly present to the CIA and here is how it goes:
Have you ever seen that picture of OBL on his horse? That's his preferred mode of transportation wherever he is. Well, the idea is to to get a mole to fit a spring loaded knife that is soaked in anthrax beneath his saddle. As soon as he mounts his horse the CIA agent will use a remote control device to trigger the hidden mechanism and, hey presto, six inches of anthrax coated cold steel will shoot right up where the sun don't shine. How about that?
posted by zabinzo at
9/13/2006 10:27:00 PM
2 Comments:
Hey Pete. A hellfire from a predator doesnt seem like a bad idea too. I say we combine both plans i.e.: first he gets the knife and then the missile turns him into confetti in a coordinated act of revenge for all the innocent people that he killed.
By
zabinzo, At
6:38 PM, September 14, 2006
Here is the perfect method how to get rid of cockroaches.
1. Take a brick and bit it in to dust.
2. Catch a cockroach and pour brick dust in to its mouth.
3. Repeat step 2 until all cockroaches are dead.
LK
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7:02 AM, October 08, 2006
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