Catching Bin Ladin
Moderate Muslims around the world are asked by every Tom Dick and Harry to take a strong stand against terrorism and to confront the terrorists who are tarnishing their religion.
So being a very moderate Muslim, I decided to do my bit and help the CIA catch Osama. I searched for months until I found the perfect plan in today's Evening Standard, which I proudly present to the CIA and here is how it goes:
Have you ever seen that picture of OBL on his horse? That's his preferred mode of transportation wherever he is. Well, the idea is to to get a mole to fit a spring loaded knife that is soaked in anthrax beneath his saddle. As soon as he mounts his horse the CIA agent will use a remote control device to trigger the hidden mechanism and, hey presto, six inches of anthrax coated cold steel will shoot right up where the sun don't shine. How about that?
2 Comments:
Hey Pete. A hellfire from a predator doesnt seem like a bad idea too. I say we combine both plans i.e.: first he gets the knife and then the missile turns him into confetti in a coordinated act of revenge for all the innocent people that he killed.
By zabinzo, At 6:38 PM, September 14, 2006
Here is the perfect method how to get rid of cockroaches.
1. Take a brick and bit it in to dust.
2. Catch a cockroach and pour brick dust in to its mouth.
3. Repeat step 2 until all cockroaches are dead.
LK
By Anonymous, At 7:02 AM, October 08, 2006
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