Stella Beer Contains Female Hormones

I am not anti-feminist, but I couldn't resist posting this:

The latest scientific research confirms the theory that beer contains small but significant traces of female hormones.

In tests conducted by scientists at MIT, 12 bottles of Stella beer were administered each night for six months on a group of 100 volunteers. During which time, it was observed that 100 percent of them gained weight, grew breasts, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and could no longer drive properly or park in narrow spaces.

But you know what? I don't care. I'll keep on drinking Stella.