Abu Hamza is a nasty SOB. He is an Egyptian international terrorist currently living in a high security prison in England after being convicted of terrorist charges. He is wanted in at least two countries, the US and Yemen and was employed as a terrorist in at least two other countries, Afghanistan and Bosnia. He lost both his arms (now uses a hook on his right arm) and also lost vision in his left eye.
Abu Hamza was recently interviewed in his prison cell. This is a transcript:
- Q: How did you lose your arms?
- AH: It happened in Afghanistan. I was preparing an explosive device and it accidently went off.
- Q: Is that how you lost your eye too?
- AH: No. I was looking up and a bird pooped in my eye.
- Q: Can you go blind if a bird poops in your eyes?
- AH: No. It was my first day with the new hook on.
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