I Hate Journalists

Oxymorons are self-contradictory phrases like "civil war", "business ethics", "religious tolerance", " military intelligence" and "police protection".

The most exquisite of all oxymorons is "journalistic integrity" as most journalists are assholes.

Why am I saying this? Because recently the famous actor Omar El Sharif gave an interview in which he said that he feels that actors are overpaid and that it is not fair that actors earn all that money while lots of hard working people are paid peanuts.

Immediately, dozens of newspapers and magazines misquoted him as saying that money earned by actors is "haram" (i.e. unlawful or forbidden according to the Quran). Check it out yourself

Dick heads.