The Four Stage Of A Man's Life
These are the four stages in a man's life:
1- You believe in Santa
2- You dont believe in Santa
3- You are Santa
4- You look like Santa
But by the time you reach the fourth stage you will not care about your looks because you will have Alzheimer's desease anyway. Now there are two good things about Alzheimer's:
1- It's the only desease that sounds like a German beer
2- With Alzheimer's you meet new people every day.
1- You believe in Santa
2- You dont believe in Santa
3- You are Santa
4- You look like Santa
But by the time you reach the fourth stage you will not care about your looks because you will have Alzheimer's desease anyway. Now there are two good things about Alzheimer's:
1- It's the only desease that sounds like a German beer
2- With Alzheimer's you meet new people every day.
posted by zabinzo at
10/01/2006 11:35:00 AM
2 Comments:
Nice.
The four stages of a woman's life
1. You want to be Barbie
2. You become Barbie
3. You marry Ken
4. You find out he's gay
By the time your reach the fourth stage you don't care about Ken anyway because you have become a doctor, won Miss Universe, had a magazine named after you, got an engineering degree, flown to the moon...
All this while maintaining your physically impossible body proportions and raising two children.
Yep- I think the men got the short straw!
By
The Usual Suspect, At
12:33 PM, October 02, 2006
Great Post...
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Anonymous, At
2:06 PM, October 02, 2006
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